One-liner Wednesday… a new definition for weird

This is the response I wanted to say to hubby when he asked “What the heck are you doing? Is it that weirdo hippy bollocks again!”

Let’s just say he’s lucky he still has his head firmly attached to his shoulders and has not been made to sleep in his shed. Ooops! Sorry! I meant to say Man Cave!

You might be wondered what prompted such a sensitively constructed enquiry from hubby. Had I set up a caldron in the middle of the kitchen? Was I dancing, skyclad, round our willow tree in the back garden?

No.

I was simply burning a white sage incense stick, and consulting my Angel Oracle cards. Nothing weird here.

Happy Wednesday xx

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