“Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk!”
I have no intention of being careless with my footwear at this year’s office Christmas party, which is why my new dance shoes have ankle straps to secure the sparkly, glittering treasures to my feet.
I may turn into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight, but I fully intend to go home with both shoes in my possession, irrespective of any alcohol on board!
Today’s one-liner Wednesday is brought to you by Linda G Hill