I’ve never admitted to owning grey hairs. It’s simply a sign of my inner unicorn showing through.
On the other hand, my idiot dog, aka the dustbin on four legs, is showing her inner unicorn in quite a different way. Do not proceed if you have a delicate stomach.
It turns out that I don’t have a unicorn leaving ‘deposits’ in my back garden. It’s actually my own pooch. During Christmas she loved nothing better than to lick the tiled floor in our dining room, post mealtimes. Ordinarily this should not pose too much of a problem. However, this year we had a party bomb which launched hats, masks, pea shooters and a never-ending heap of sparkles!!
The sparkles have passed through undigested, hence the sparkling poop! Personally, I prefer my type of inner unicorn!