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One-liner Wednesday… I shall go to the ball.


“Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk!”

I have no intention of being careless with my footwear at this year’s office Christmas party, which is why my new dance shoes have ankle straps to secure the sparkly, glittering treasures to my feet.

I may turn into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight, but I fully intend to go home with both shoes in my possession, irrespective of any alcohol on board!

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One-liner Wednesday – Age rules and exceptions

The Rules

The following sayings are now banned in my presence –

“… at my age…”

“… too young for me…”

“… having a senior moment…”

I am no longer attaching meaning to numbers. For example – fifty-something is getting on a bit. Sixty is getting old.

No! None of that nonsense here. Age is a state of mind, not the number of years we’ve lived and breathed.

The Exception

Age doesn’t count unless you are a beautifully mature cheese, or wine, or both!

Happy Wednesday everyone.

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